nepetatodiefurrleijon:

melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,
Well imagine,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

Y E S.

whateverdun:

if you’ve ever left me a message asking me if I’m okay, or liked a post in which I was ranting about my bad day, or liked a selfie, or just anything nice like that- just know that I remember you, I am grateful for you, and you made my day better with your tiny gesture.

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You’re invited to come hang out with us!

ManiaKnight’s birthday (me) is on July 8th, and we’re going to be chilling in our Discord shootin’ the breeze throughout most of the day on July 8th. I might even show off some previews for the new update that haven’t been released yet. Come join us and say hi on that day!

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mr-mikail:

need-the-speed:

brighams:

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yumikat:

brighams:

yumikat:

stevenunivers:

you can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide

@brighams @need-the-speed @thelifeditch

Alright I thought I made it clear I do NOT Naruto run my arms are at a completely different angle it’s something else entirely

quick do an ia what are the mathematics of anime runs

I’ll have it ready for you by tomorrow.

Hopefully tonight though

Why Sonic’s run is different and objectively better than Naruto running

By brighams

Okay first off let’s talk angles. Take a look at Naruto doing his thing here:

 Let’s analyse this shall we. Naruto’s legs are pretty much perpendicular to the ground, at least as much as a regular runner would be.

But his back is bent way too much, so it make an angle of about 110 degrees with his legs.

In addition, his arms are thrown back, making them a right angle with his legs. 

All in all some really weird positions and angles.

Now let’s take a look at Sonic.

His legs are much more splayed out than Naruto, but at their most extended, Sonic’s legs reach about to where the blue lines are, making his average leg angle about the red line.

This creates a much better angle with the ground, being about 70 degrees rather than a full 90. 

His back is bent as well, but rather than folding up like Naruto does, he keeps his back approximately in line with the angle of his legs. 

Finally, the arms. They may be perpendicular to the ground like Naruto, but they create a 60 degree angle with his legs.

Overall, much better run, angles make some sense, feels more natural.

Also, their forms are completely different. Take the hands.

Naruto runs with his palms facing up, like absolutely no one does. Like, it requires you to bend your elbows all weird and is really not comfortable.

Sonic, on the other hand, has his palms facing inward. This is much closer to what a character running at high speeds would actually do, just a standard resting position, thrown back due to the extreme speeds. Good hand placement.

Naruto runs with his head bent at a ridiculous angle compared to his back, and is looking straight ahead, maybe even a little bit upwards.

Sonic’s head is actually tilted down somewhat, and is in line with his spine, like a normal person’s would be. And this downward tilt is compensated by his eyes, which are in fact looking straight forward.

Naruto takes tiny little baby steps. He barely even spread his legs apart. His legs must be moving at ridiculous speeds with those strides.

Sonic, however, takes full advantage of the fact that his legs have a full range of motion, with a wide stride that makes it slightly more plausible that he might be able to run at supersonic speeds.

 In conclusion, Sonic’s run is totally different and much better than Naruto’s.

Fantastic @brighams, id rate it 7 ramens. Your angle analysis really convinced me how much you are not a weeabo nerd
boy!

@soft-tchalla