xedramon:

elisabluh:

whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating:

what the fuck is happening

In case anyone was wondering this is where I go when I dissociate.

For the record I’ve just been soundlessly laughing at this through half a dozen playthroughs

Please please please turn on the sound you might regret it but you’ll be better for it

How dare you. How DARE YOU XEDRAMON.

f00dtrash:

lord-kitschener:

whifferdills:

gwylock-one:

nuggetemily:

letshearitforthisclown:

watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this

this post is one of the most cursed I have ever laid eyes on

what happened here

*touches the soil* something evil happened here

Okay so,,, I’ve read all (most of) the notes and tried to figure it out. I’ve written down progression (kind of, not really) of the notes on this post if someone is intrested (no one is). This will be long, pointless and badly written soo… here we go.

1. People offended that someone thinks SU is bad.
2. People claiming that they had oral sex while watching SU.
3. People saying that SU is about lesbians therefore it’s deeply tied to the theme of eating pussy.
4. Gay guys saying that OP’s claim dosent bother them.
5. People saying they don’t understand.
6. People badly explaining.
7. People trying to find a litteral opposite of eating pussy. Also people saying that eating a cookie cat is eating pussy.
8. “anyone does drugs?”
9. People claiming that watching SU and having oral sex at the same time removes you from the fabric of reality.
10. Asexuals
11. People comenting about the notes.
12. Some off-topic claims and questions in the comments.
13. Now reblogs.
14. A lot of theese bizzare adittions appear under the reblog of user “my-cat-doesnt-like-you”.
15. People saying “____ is the polar opposite of ____”.
16. Cookiecatkid commented on some game’s fighting system. This seems to be the inspiration for others.
17. Pikibird described an exircise called The FittnesGram Pacer Test. The second comment of this kind.
18. Then people commenting about how’s the post a mess and throwing random short bullshit.
19.THEN we get to the screenshot of prrb talking about colonialism i think (despite how it looks they were the first one to trigger that topic in the comments) and jaded-tisay saying… things…
20. Jaded-tisay is still going strong.
21. Some shit – basically everyone joined on the bandwagon of making shit up.
22. Bee movie script
23. I didn’t even bother with the rest.

I mean I read this and I’m fucking crying this entire post is almost as good as the spam bots post.