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amorentia-quibble:

i-dont-sell-urls:

the only way to make “reAL” lemonade is to cut a lemon open and squeeze it right into your mouth. adding sugar is weak.

@pidgerinbalt @moonphyr @whimseeker @firereddragon

this is the only alternative I’ll ever accept to the lemonade debate

Oh hey does eating lemons count as lemonade then because I eat lemons all the time

shet…

breathingcolorsblog:

I just realized Fellverse, Inkyverse, and Errorverse all have the gloomverse naming system. it’d be weird if I made a steam universe of peeps because steamverse is already in gloomverse. hmmm >3<. technically I guess these could be…fan countries for gloomverse I guess? I mean that would be cool, I haven’t heard of fan countries before. hmm oh well, some things just end up having the same names I guess.

hey @pidgerinbalt maybe make a coffeeverse country XD maybe they use coffee steam to power stuff. it’s actually pretty cold there, maybe like canada or more north? and they have the best coffees and teas and it helps keep them warm. I think it’d be really cool!

Great idea! Except I have one issue with this…

The best coffee is grown around the equator, which is nowhere near Canada. The plants aren’t hardy enough for the actual seasons! So if this was going to be a coffeeverse, it’d have to be tropical or people will start asking questions…

Cotton candy, strawberry, rocky road, salted caramel, birthday cake, mocha, dulce de leche, blueberry lemon, key lime, green tea?

schwilliamp:

Cotton Candy: 3 places I’d like to travel are France, Germany, and Japan.

Strawberry: I would like to learn Japanese as a third language if I ever had the time.

Rocky Road: I’ve been into pop songs recently so probably “Shape of You” by Ed Sheeran and “Weak” by AJR.

Salted Caramel: My favorite movies would probably have to be Phantom of the Opera and Marley and Me.

B-day Cake: My favorite books would be anything from the Harry Potter series, and I’ve been quite taken with the Red Queen series here lately as well.

Mocha: I love cool Autumn weather. It reminds me of my childhood out in the woods.

Dulce de Leche: I’ve always loved the violin and would love to play it.

Blueberry Lemon: My favorite blogs would definitely have to be @dreemurr-skelememer/ @siiversans, @pidgerinbalt, and @azy-arty.

Key Lime: I want to be right where I am. In my room, on my computer, with a nice cup of Earl Grey tea.

Green Tea: I prefer plain vanilla, but sometimes I will get strawberry cheesecake if it’s available.

Thank you for the ask~ I always enjoy answering them.

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA???? THANKS???? GRBAUIEGLNSTJLGKSR

roseverdict:

martianbees:

creed-of-corruption:

island-delver-go:

secretsinthemargin:

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING:

“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”

“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”

“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”

@pidge-rinbalt

a series worthy of taking on the lofty mantle of toaster

I DIDN’T EXPECT U TO FORGET ABOUT IT.

I CERTAINLY HAVEN’T.