omegasmileyface:

glumshoe:

thewinddrifter:

glumshoe:

I just stopped any got a coffee at Starbucks because there was a girl inside who had fucking incredible hair – a huge, seething mass of orange curls that had to be two feet across at her shoulders. Her face was completely hidden… I’m not actually sure she had one.

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No… long corkscrew curls, this whole cascade of hair past her shoulders… an incredible sight. She was quite thin so her hair just looked even bigger. She was taking selfies and had to part her hair like theatrical curtains to reveal her face for the photo.

If she walked into a detective’s office, one would say “She had legs, probably. It was difficult to tell what means of locomotion she employed under all that hair.”

I watched people in the street catch sight of her – men, women, and children – and stop with their mouths hanging open for a moment. Then they’d turn to their companions with wide eyes. I didn’t need to read their lips to know that they were all saying, “Did you see her beautiful hair?!”

#it was like a movie scene and it was hilarious

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