xxtc-96xx:

primedoverlord:

athingofvikings:

evilwriter37:

ultimatefandomtrash61:

marril96:

elysiumorchid:

theguildedtypewriter:

nicholewrites:

byjillianmaria:

tlbodine:

hundredyearspublishing:

The worse the explanation, the better.

You’re maybe being held prisoner in a house full of werewolves but mostly they just want love and acceptance

Local girl should have probably just stayed home.

Philosophy professor is unbothered by discovery of vampires but worried about everything else.

Alcoholic demon thinks dying his hair will solve all his problems and it kinda does.

The moon should have kept her child

A monster spits on a witch.

A teenage boy acquires money in a way that’ll make all my readers uncomfortable.

I ruin a popular cartoon character.

I take the same character and have him ruin history.

I take a popular cartoon character from one franchise, and throw him in the Marvel Cinematic Universe while simultaneously thrashing his mental health.

Let’s see how much I can make this kid suffer for trying to create a happy ending, hey Chara get over here

Killua tries to destroy the universe invaded by skeletons.

A famous entertainer self-named after alcohol wants to free three (3) entire countries from a manipulated baddie somewhat named after a fruit.

jellygummies:

One more bite and he’s gone

@pidgerinbalt

hot take

wigglewyrms:

wigglewyrms:

your ocs are either your kins or your kinks

@nyannationdoesdoodles hm

saturniata:

kawaii-kozume:

saturniata:

ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk

Oh? Would you elaborate?

okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying “hewwo” so since then I started saying “hewwo” instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds, naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely “hewwo”like with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwo’s a day

but now that you have backstory I was just standing in my kitchen making rice, everythings dead silent, and suddenly this fucking “HEWWO??” echoes through the whole apartment and it almost killed me

@zephyrinxvoid @fuzzykeldeo

I just tried to drink a Powerade after spending the last two hours eating halls lozenges and lemme tell u how gross that is.

Ok so I just spent like 20 minutes trying to decide what to change my blog title to since “YetAnotherTrashBin” wasn’t working anymore and tbh? Every change I made just gave me intense whiplash bcus my blog’s been named this for over a year.

I still don’t fuckin’ know what to call it. I’ll take suggestions. 😦

Purple go to bed or eat a Carolina reaper

colourtainted:

;;ive been wanting to answer this ask for 4 months

Ah yes thank u for this.

askwallisgloom:

askharoldgloom:

((Hello yes I am currently trying to breathe through the saltine cracker I just inhaled because I was NOT EXPECTING THIS TO BE IN MY FUCKING INBOX I WANT A REVUNG FOR YJS HE;L YOJ’GR PYTYHNK ME THROYH….))

wherethebuttercupsgrow:

dransnake:

lierdumoa:

Okay, so it turns the problem with my activity feed that I’ve been complaining about for the past 3 days (the flood of unwanted reply notifications I’ve been getting from other ppl’s viral posts) is indeed a new “feature,” and not a glitch.

THE PLAGUE OF SPAM HAS A NAME: Conversational Notes

Apparently, tumblr thinks that turning our activity pages into an endless YouTube comment section will “encourage more conversations” and “increase engagement” (see: TechCrunch article).

Eat shit, @staff.

Y’all been warned.

I got to be an early adopter of this bullshit.

Not all blogs have yet been “gifted” with this “””feature””” but I don’t doubt that soon your blogs will also be affected.

You won’t be able to leave a reply, or reblog comment on any viral post without having your activity page flooded with every single subsequent reply that post receives.

GLHF

@metaphoricalpluto nope it’s not just you.

OH THANK GOD

Also just gonna bump you @pidgerinbalt in case you’re having the same problems