date a boy who wHAT IN THE GODDAMN
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date a boy who screams into the void
Date a boy who pronounces “mashed poatatoes” as “mash-eed pat-pat-oes”
date a boy who falls when running both up and down the stairs
date a boy who tells you he wants cuddle but asks if it’s too gay
date a boy who partially melted a fork when trying to melt chocolate
Date a boy who fought a bird for a ring he wanted to get you and lost.
Date a boy who once decided to snort Froot Loops because he wanted to be a Kool Kid like one of his friends, and heavily regretted it later and wished he’d chosen something chocolate or maybe Cheerios
date a dumbass who once starting a small fire in his microwave with an entire loaf of bread then cried about it
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Date a dumbass who messed up his sleep schedule during winter break but fixed it by falling asleep at 8:45 on the Monday after without doing any homework
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