jakei95:

xxtc-96xx:

primedoverlord:

athingofvikings:

evilwriter37:

ultimatefandomtrash61:

marril96:

elysiumorchid:

theguildedtypewriter:

nicholewrites:

byjillianmaria:

tlbodine:

hundredyearspublishing:

The worse the explanation, the better.

You’re maybe being held prisoner in a house full of werewolves but mostly they just want love and acceptance

Local girl should have probably just stayed home.

Philosophy professor is unbothered by discovery of vampires but worried about everything else.

Alcoholic demon thinks dying his hair will solve all his problems and it kinda does.

The moon should have kept her child 

A monster spits on a witch.

A teenage boy acquires money in a way that’ll make all my readers uncomfortable.

I ruin a popular cartoon character.

I take the same character and have him ruin history.

I take a popular cartoon character from one franchise, and throw him in the Marvel Cinematic Universe while simultaneously thrashing his mental health. 

Let’s see how much I can make this kid suffer for trying to create a happy ending, hey Chara get over here

Killua tries to destroy the universe invaded by skeletons.

A famous entertainer self-named after alcohol wants to free three (3) entire countries from a manipulated baddie somewhat named after a fruit.

I’m sitting here trying to set up a web store and the only thing I can think of doing with this “About” page is to have a redirect to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” cus let’s be real here, that’s 100% something I’d do.

The absolute highlight of my summer currently is that a guy deadass just said “Hey sexy! You’re a very nice looking woman!” to me while I was wearing my nonbinary pride hoodie and I full-out got to deadpan him with the worst retort of my life:

“Thanks, misgendering people isn’t sexy at all, you might wanna work on that.”

Things that annoy me: Etsy upping their transaction fees from a bearable 3.5% to 5%, and that applies to shipping fees as well…

I get that hosting a website costs money. Why a website costs THAT MUCH MONEY is beyond me. Y’all are adding premium memberships alongside this, why isn’t that good enough…

Guess my Etsy shop dies just as quickly as it appeared, lmao.