I just want to say.
That while I was on the hunt for a wig cap, these two ladies passes by me, and I accidentally made eye contact with one of them… And she loudly proclaims, out of fucking nowhere:
“HEY! WE COULD TRICK OR TREAT IN THE STORES!! WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT!?!”
And her friend just looked so fucking dead inside. Like legit her soul left her entire body in that instant. She has ascended to Spooktember Eden, never to return.
And tbh? Same, ma’am. Same.







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