Tag: pidge rambles

pidgerinbalt:

pidgerinbalt:

pidgerinbalt:

The air I breathe, the fanta I drink, everything tastes like spoiled milk and I fucking hate this.

Thanks Bean-Boozled jelly beans. I hate you more than I hate that one person. You know the one.

Hi I’m back to update nobody in particular on the fact that I just ate an entire packet of saltines and now everything tastes like salted crackers and I can sleep in peace now.

I lied to ur faces everything still tastes like spoiled milk and I rly want to just spend tonight crying tbfh with u.

🎉 More useless updates! 🎉

I brushed my teeth for like 5 minutes and had to verbally remind myself that drinking mouthwash is actually REALLY bad for you.

And you know what?

My burps still taste like sour milk and I want to punch a hole in my fucking wall.

pidgerinbalt:

pidgerinbalt:

The air I breathe, the fanta I drink, everything tastes like spoiled milk and I fucking hate this.

Thanks Bean-Boozled jelly beans. I hate you more than I hate that one person. You know the one.

Hi I’m back to update nobody in particular on the fact that I just ate an entire packet of saltines and now everything tastes like salted crackers and I can sleep in peace now.

I lied to ur faces everything still tastes like spoiled milk and I rly want to just spend tonight crying tbfh with u.

pidgerinbalt:

The air I breathe, the fanta I drink, everything tastes like spoiled milk and I fucking hate this.

Thanks Bean-Boozled jelly beans. I hate you more than I hate that one person. You know the one.

Hi I’m back to update nobody in particular on the fact that I just ate an entire packet of saltines and now everything tastes like salted crackers and I can sleep in peace now.

How does aromantic work other than not being a part of the thing called “love”? For instance, does it also make you asexual? (I don’t mean as in plant, I mean as in no sexual attraction to other people). Sorry if any of this was rude, didn’t mean to be.

“I don’t mean as in plant” I’m so sorry anon this line had me in fucking tears at work today when I first read this ask. A+ funniest shit I read all today.

ANYWAYS!

Aromance, Asexuality & You! (Under the cut ‘cause length.)

Q: How does aromantic work?

Well my fine grayfaced friend, “aromance” is, at the core of it, an absolute nonexistence of romantic attraction to another person! You can still absolutely have platonic and familial love (”platonic” = friends, as in caring deeply for those close to you that aren’t related by blood/marriage and such; “familial” = family, as in caring deeply for those immediate blood relatives (mom/dad), married family (Step-parents), relatives in general (aunts/uncles/grandparents/etc.)

footnote: You can be aromantic and still “love” your family and friends. Like me, I’m Aro/Ace and tbh? My friends and family mean the world to me and I care about each and every one of them very much.

Q: Does being aromantic ALSO make you asexual?

Nope! You can absolutely feel zero romantic attraction to someone but still feel sexual attraction! Same in reverse as well! Just because you’re asexual doesn’t make you aromantic, this is why terms such as “biromantic”, or “panromantic” exist! They have most the same definitions, just change any mention of “sexual” with “romantic” when defining them! (I.E. “biromantic” = romantically attracted to men or women; “panromantic” = being romantically attracted to someone, regardless of their sex or gender.)

footnote: I think the only reason this thought even really exists in people is specifically because of the fact that our society today is so involved with “love and sex being mandatory in a relationship” (and don’t fucking tell me it isn’t, have you SEEN today’s teenage-oriented media?? It’s a shitshow lmao).

Q: I’m sorry if any of this was rude!

Dude the only way you could have possibly been rude about this was wording any of this in a way that implied aromance didn’t exist at all. Which you definitely did NOT do! And I thank you for being so polite about it!!

And just ‘cause I can, have the aromantic flag:

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peace out y’all ❤