maude slyde – Pidge's Blog backup

imthegirlwhowaited:

imadumbassjackasspieceofshit:

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient

bumblebeebats:

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

mystthehedgehog:

ommanyte:

mattibee:

ommanyte:

you butternut fuck, you honey roasted shit

you absolute pumpkin spiced buffoon

you salted caramel bastard

You mint-chocolate chipped bitch

tehrogue:

jinxtoposition:

trans-mouse:

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

“wrong! you owe me seven dollars”

why has no one drawn king dice doing this

develop-your-oc:

Which OC is or would be a beloved radio personality?