Do you guys ever stop to think…
How arms….
Just end
And the there’s like
Five more little arms?
But those arms have like
Armour
And we call them nails
But that Armour is also hair
It’s just that it’s really really hard hair.
Yo I just realised that little arm Armour can be sharpened into little knifes
OH
MY
GOD
little arm Armour can get paint jobs…..
When you’re making rude gestures with your little arms your giving them the middle arm…… Just think about it man.
When you snap your “fingers” you’re just snapping your arms
Ever wondered how do you call it when you get hit by 5 arms at the same time? It’s called a fucking punch
“arm blasting”
Bruce Lee had the fastest arms in the world
YO IT’S THE SAME FOR FUCKING LEGS XEPT FOR THE THUMB HOLY SHIT
Thumbs are you shortest arms
Gloves are just little shirts with 5 sleeves
How many different drugs you gotta do to get to this level?
Harold: i will put my “A” down to make “A”
Wallis: i will add to your “A” to make “AT”
Assistant: i will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”
Purple: i will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”
Harold: [flips the board]
I’m so mad because ages after reblogging this I scroll down to see it again and just thought “skyward sword looks great” and it would have been a great punchline if I had actually thought of it the first time
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