Hey guys, dran here. So, this beautiful lady is my mom. As I stated once in a post, she has breast cancer. However, the insurance is refusing to pay for a very important surgery for it to hopefully remove the cancer. Yes, this link does in fact include information about me that I would rather not share (such as my last name). However, this is a special case. I’m asking you, please help pay for our cause. Because my family can’t pay for this surgery alone. Please. I beg of you. Anything helps, even a reblog. Thank you all for your time.
((normally I wouldn’t put this sort of thing on this blog, but we really need your help! Please help us))
Okay so….Fire offered his old laptop to me, which is STILL an upgrade compared to the 6+ year old laptop I had….And I already feel pretty bad for asking for so much money, so because of this, I’m halting the donations.
To the one who donated, I’ll be sending a refund (if you want to discuss this further, please IM me), but thank you for spreading the word!
After being infected with an assload of viruses, I have tried everything to save this computer: get new antiviruses, clean it, and even factory resetting it, but midway through the reset, an error happened…
Now my computer is gone for good.
And I CAN’T have that happen….!
I have nowhere near enough money to get a new one since I now have to focus on getting bills paid, and at this rate, I’ll be out of commission for MONTHS and I REALLY can’t bear the thought of not only being unable to do art or comics, but to also not talk to some really important people. I need to keep sane here!
I need at least 1000 dollars….
So I’m dropping my PayPal here again: moonphyr101@hotmail.com
I’m begging you guys…. PLEASE help me out! I need something, even if you simply just spread the word!
Please!
OKAY GUYS. THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!
Please support this author and creator. She is a wonderful friend, and I really want to see her prosper as an artist. Shisenota is one of my MOST HYPED COMICS AND EVENTUAL GAMES SINCE Mania’s game. More hyped than TPoH, and I LOVE THAT COMIC TO BITS. MORE HYPED THAN MY OWN TRIP TO ECUADOR THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW.
Even just a reblog to spread the word would be fine. But PLEASE GO SUPPORT THEM.
“GREETINGS HUMANS!!!! I, THE MAGNIFICENT POPPY, HAVE SOME NEWS TO SHARE WITH ALL OF YOU! OUR MUN HAS THIS NIFTY LITTLE BUTTON ON HER BLOG NOW. IF YOU CLICK IT, IT WILL TAKE YOU HERE. IT’S NOTHING MANDATORY OF COURSE AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO PARTICIPATE, BUT OUR MUN IS NOW ACCEPTING DONATIONS! IF YOU’D LIKE TO HELP HER OUT, GO AND CLICK THAT BUTTON! YOU’D ALSO BE HELPING ME OUT AS WELL AS THE OTHER MONSTERS OF NATURETALE. WE’D LOVE A CUP OF COFFEE! THANKS FOR LISTENING HUMANS, AND HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!”
They’re more comfortable, still form fitting, and best of all: THE POCKETS. THEY HAVE ACTUAL POCKETS.
don’t believe me? look:
these are boys pants, and they look just as good on me as any other skinny jeans I own
See that phone? I’m going to put it in the pocket. Must be so small right??
Ah yes, girl pants length. Probably can’t fit any further than that-
what? what’s this?
Good god. Oh good lord in heaven. This is blasphemous.
Look at how much room is still there. There’s chaos in the streets. Babies are crying. Fashion designers are screaming out of fear of the unknown.
Buy your pants in the boys section, girls. Live in the beautiful world you deserve where you can fit shit in your pocket.
Curvy ladies: Men’s dress pants have more room in the butt. I don’t know why, I only know that all my dress pants for work are off the rack in the men’s department in Target. Literally nobody has noticed, except a couple of my younger coworkers who’ve asked me–you guessed it–”oh my god, where did you find pants with pockets?”
Tall ladies: men’s pants are easier to find in longer lengths than women’s pants are.
Trans ladies: Wanna get on this gravy train, but afraid people will misgender you for wearing clothes off the men’s racks? Step one: tell me who these people are and I will punch them in the face. Step two: if it doesn’t make you dysphoric, please don’t feel obligated to wear pants off the women’s racks if pants off the men’s racks are more comfy/useful to you. I’m a cis woman who’s been wearing pants from the boys’ section and, later, the men’s section, ever since I hit puberty and in thirteen years maybe, maybe half a dozen people have noticed. And it’s always women asking the oh-my-god-pockets question. You’re all good. ❤
Fat ladies: you will pay the same for a pair of 42×32 jeans as for a pair of 34×32 jeans, instead of having to pay some kind of Fat Penance Tax by way of being in the “plus size” section. Also, did I mention more room in the butt?
Ladies concerned about modesty: For obvious reasons, there is more crotch space in men’s pants. Embrace it and enjoy a life free from cameltoe worries and spontaneous labia-wedgies when you squat down.
All ladies: I swear to god the waists in women’s pants these days are made specifically to fit exactly nobody so that no matter what you do, your underwear will show. Men’s pants do not do this. The waists sit where they’re supposed to and will actually lay flat against the small of your back instead of flopping open to show your unmentionables to the world. If you want hiphugger jeans, buy one leg-length too small and one waist-size too large and let them hang, and they still won’t accidentally show your undies. Men’s pants will last longer. They cost less, in a lot of cases. Embrace the men’s jeans. Buy the men’s jeans. Stop buying shitty flimsy women’s jeans that wear out in six months.
AND FINALLY: to determine your size in men’s pants, take a tape measure around your waist at its smallest point. This is your waist size and will be the first number in a pair of men’s pants. Next, take the tape measure from about an inch below your no-no squares parts, and run it to your ankle. (You may need a friend or parent to help with this.) This is your inseam length, and will be the second number on a pair of men’s pants. Men’s and boys’ pants are tailored the same way, so if you have trouble finding your waist size in men’s, hop over to the boys’ section. Feel no shame. If they’d give us decent fucking pants we wouldn’t have to steal theirs, right?
I just want to point out that not everyone carries their weight the same and if you’re buying pants measured in inches, please consider this…. Measure the area that you want the pants to rest against for the waist. You got a big belly, and let’s say it hangs over your pants normally, then by all means, follow those instructions, but if you wear your pants in front/over top of your stomach instead of under (again when your belly hangs this way, I realize this doesn’t apply to everyone), measure where you want your pants to rise to.
As someone who also prefers modest clothing-
GET YOUR FRIGGIN GYM SHORTS FROM THE GUYS SECTION TOO
GIRLS’ GYM SHORTS ARE RECTANGULAR UNDERWEAR MEANT TO LOOK GYM-Y
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