Prove that you are a true Marylander. Treat us all to a rant about Old Bay spice and crabs.

xedramon:

rainbowchibbit:

xedramon:

rainbowchibbit:

Okay but here’s the thing about old bay and crabs and Bekah. I don’t actually like most seafood? (I know they haven’t kicked me out of the state yet shocker)

Old bay is good on French Fries that’s how Five Guys down here serves their “Cajun” fries, @smilestrolls eats old bay on ramen they’re the true Marylander, and the only time I eat crab is in Crab Rangoon or like crab cakes or some shit it has to be tiny. Eating crab legs is too much work for not enough pay off lmao.

But there is legitimately a sign outside of a seafood restaurant here that said “only in southern Maryland do you want someone to give you crabs” and I laugh every fuckin time I see it

Dangit Bekah now I want crabs

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM jk bb I take full responsibility I’ll buy you crabs what’s ur PayPal I send u crab muns

very good I am glad you are taking this issue seriously my PayPal is MDswaggerific@aol.mcspicy and you can save your muns just fedex me the crabs direct

#please use packing peanuts #they’re fun to crunch

XEDRA I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN THOSE ARE NOT GOOD TO EAT

DO U WANT TO GO IN TIME OUT

THIS IS HOW U GET TIME OUT

omegasmileyface:

glumshoe:

thewinddrifter:

glumshoe:

I just stopped any got a coffee at Starbucks because there was a girl inside who had fucking incredible hair – a huge, seething mass of orange curls that had to be two feet across at her shoulders. Her face was completely hidden… I’m not actually sure she had one.

So you mean

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No… long corkscrew curls, this whole cascade of hair past her shoulders… an incredible sight. She was quite thin so her hair just looked even bigger. She was taking selfies and had to part her hair like theatrical curtains to reveal her face for the photo.

If she walked into a detective’s office, one would say “She had legs, probably. It was difficult to tell what means of locomotion she employed under all that hair.”

I watched people in the street catch sight of her – men, women, and children – and stop with their mouths hanging open for a moment. Then they’d turn to their companions with wide eyes. I didn’t need to read their lips to know that they were all saying, “Did you see her beautiful hair?!”

#it was like a movie scene and it was hilarious

So you mean like

thehootmess:

pidge-rinbalt:

pidge-rinbalt:

breathingcolorsdraws:

colonelreblogs:

breathingcolorsdraws:

Quick sketch of Fell Boi because he was cut off in my sketches today

@pidge-rinbalt

hot noodle child

@pidge-rinbalt someone called your boi hot

i didnt draw the oc skeleton the wrong height shut up

@thehootmess

Pidge… Pidge, yer bois are staring at me.

*coughs* HELLO NOODLE CHILDREN! I AM HOOT (I know yer mom)! LOVELY DAY FOR HOT PANTS, ISN’T IT?

Fellboi: And YES! IT IS A LOVELY DAY FOR HOT PANTS!

((Now look what you’ve done, Hoot. you’ve given Eras a crisis, for he is not a noodly son.))

@thehootmess

roseverdict:

j23062928-0502285vagabond:

catboyfriends:

the new custom server creator in overwatch is great but did the devs know what kind of pandoras box unleashing all of the worlds chaos kind of situation they were creating. today i played a match that was 6 very slow reinhardts vs 6 very fast torbjorns called daddy reinhardt chases tiny torblets and i refuse to ever play a match of normal overwatch ever again

@pidge-rinbalt ??? xD

Sorry, I don’t own Overwatch on PC.. 😉

STILL THOUGH.

cursetale:

blesstale:

fallennoirskeleton:

Music to my ears

Can you hear it? Is the voice of perfectation

Where tha melody come from? From this little MARVELOUS mini guy

Prepare your bellys to be ripped by this amazing singer!

Dre belongs to @cursetale

Un!Sans belongs to @kaweii

OH MY GOD.
I CANT EVEN.
I’M JUST DYING HERE. XD

F U C K

THIS TOOK ME SO MUCH BY SURPRISE

Kaweii sent this to me without context and I hollered like a Zebra, summoning my roommate only to join me in writhing on the floor in three minutes and fifty-one seconds of gut wrenching pain.

THIS… IS JUST… TOO RICH.

I NEVER KNEW DREBY CAN SING SO WELL! 🎤🎶

*SCREECHES*

lazycb:

@byutak I’m so sorry for being late. But I promised you a gift and this is my gift (well, if I could see you, I would give you a cake). However, I can’t do it, so… I give you a… little comic ^^u I know that my comics need to improve. But, I hope you like it (and above all, it’s written well)…

Happy B-day!!! (Again) xDDD

English isn’t my first language

OK BUT THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY???