Tag: im CRYING

prexxor:

fullmetalfisting:

shinzonfu:

trashgender-neurotica:

dialectical-devitoism:

dialectical-devitoism:

half of north america is on fire and the other half is getting pounded by abnormally powerful hurricanes

future’s looking pretty bright lads

literally anything west of like colorado that isn’t a desert is basically on fire

It’s almost as if the globe was like, getting warmer.

Look at the map, it’s more like nature is getting its revenge on America.

The hurricanes and the fires should meet in the middle and fight

IT HAS BEGUN.

sOME

tehrogue:

jakei95:

BRUHDY ONCE TOLD MEH THE WARLD IS GONNA BRUH ME
I AIN’T THE SHARPEST BRUH IN THE BREHD
SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF BRUH WITH HER FINGER AND HER BRUH THUMB
IN THE SHAPE OF A “B” ON HER FOREHEAD

WELL, THE YEARS STAR BRUHING AND THEY DON’T STOP BRUHING
FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE BRUH RUNNING
DIDN’T MAKE SENS NOT TO LIVE FOR BRUH
YOUR BRAHIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS BWOH
SO MUCH TO BRUH, SO MUCH TO BREEH
SO WHAT’S WRONG WITH TALKING IN THE BRUHSTREETS
YOU’LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON’T BRUH
YOU’LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON’T BROWH

HEY BRUH YOU’RE AN BRUH STAR GET YOUR NAME ON, BRUH PLAY
HEY BRUH YOU’RE A BRUH STAR GET THE SHOW ON, GET BRUH
AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS BRUH
ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE BRUH

IT’S A COOL PLACE AND THEY SAY IT GET’S EPIC
YOU’RE BRUHNDLED UP NOW BUT WAIT’ TIL YOU GET FRENETIC
BUT THE METEOR MEN BREHG TO DIFFER
JUDGING BY THE BRUH IN THE SATELLITE PICTURE
THE ICE WE SKATE IS GETTING PRETTY BRUH
THE WATER’S GETTING WARM SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL BRWIHNG
MY WORLD’S ON FIRE, HOW ABOUT YOURS BRUHS?
THAT’S THE WAY I LIKE IT AND I’LL NEVER GET BRUHRED

I’m so sorry again senpoi @yugogeer12

excuse me while i go an record this

PLS.

proudpos:

nuclearspaceheater:

ilzolende:

sonypraystation:

my favorite part of capitalism is the slippery slope of knock off cereal branding devolving from catchy, colorful names to literal descriptions of what’s inside the box

when youre describing your product as ‘spheres’ youve reached critical mass

No, this is great. Product labels focused more on explaining what the product is than on branding are good. I sure wouldn’t have guessed that some small circular cereal would contain lots of oats if they weren’t called “Fruity Oat Rounds” unless I specifically went around looking for oat-rich cereals.

Also, store brands are great. They’re typically cheaper than name-brand goods without a significant corresponding drop in quality. Maybe they hire fewer branding consultants and run fewer ad campaigns and that’s why they’re cheaper? IDK.

It would all be worth it just for the global running joke of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! knock-offs.

Still waiting for someone to put out “Butter With Chinese Characteristics.“

Memories of Butter

President’s Choice-brand Margarine gives me so much life. “Memories of Butter” is honestly the best name.