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What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

Someone just take Tumblr away from me

What if someone bites a snake and I die?

That’s correlation, not causation-like before, but different part of the situation.

What if I bite it and it bites me back, but only it dies?

Then you are either venomous or poisonous, and the snake is harmless???

There isn’t enough info to go off of here to make a more accurate statement.

what if no one bites me and I die

Then that’s life.

What if a mosquito bites a snake, which in turn bites me, and me and the snake die?

Then either both the mosquito and snake were venomous or the snake was venomous and you were poisonous and the mosquito is irrelevant.

this post…….will never die…..

Finding myself on my dash is so surreal sometimes.

Like wow.