Tag: funny

wirehead-wannabe:

lily-peet:

You can tell a lot about a person based on the wear on their keyboard.

If the spacebar has a smooth circle in the center, they’re a writer.

If the WASD keys are worn out, they’re a PC gamer.

If the Z key has been burrowed through the keyboard to form a hole through the desk, they’re an artist.

If the keyboard is on the floor in a million tiny pieces, the user is a programmer

leauvel:

leauvel:

leauvel:

leauvel:

Oh shit

If you read Booty backwards it’s pronounced YouTube

why the fuck is no one reblogging this? this is the height of my comedy career.

You absolute fool. We may be flesh and blood, but I will not hesitate to decimate you. You have made a massive mistake. Reblogging this for me would have made you a symbol in the world of intellect and literature. It is so typical of someone like you not to know the difference between “it’s” and “its”. I was prepared to open your world to my knowledge, experience, and wisdom. You will forever regret the choices you have made, so I will offer to let you try again. If you do not reblog my post saying “ASHDJJKAKAJKSJ”, you will have to face the consequences. Know when you are slain, brother.