So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.
I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).
And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:
“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”
And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them
“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”
I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before
Ah here we are! The monthly Patreon wallpaper- this time displaying some members of the Mafiaverse Roleplay Server– Specifically my own muse Kain, this universe’s Harold, Head Honcho Clark (pictured right) and his right-hand man Ron (in the middle!)
Ah here we are! The monthly Patreon wallpaper- this time displaying some members of the Mafiaverse Roleplay Server– Specifically my own muse Kain, this universe’s Harold, Head Honcho Clark (pictured right) and his right-hand man Ron (in the middle!)
a modern fma au where the kids are always quoting stupid vines and mustang is in a perpetual state of confusion
edward, about alphonse: this bitch is empty. YEET
roy, crying: what is “yeet”
edward: you can’t sit with us
ling: actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have ｈｅｍｏｒｒｈｏｉｄｓ
roy: whos megan??? let him sit
winry: fr e sh a voca do
roy: please… explain…. please
also please consider the kids doing abstract memes and roy still not knowing what is going on like ed doing the T pose and roy being so confused like “what the fuck is fullmetal doing????”
or ed and al referencing videos like “how many layers of irony are you on” or “hey andy sweetie”
There were literally too many good responses, I am DYING, here are my favorites. Every time I go back there are more gems
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