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probablybard:

There are twelve months in the year and twelve classes in D&D 5e. Idk what the rest are, but Bards are definitely June

Ok so the post was accidentally deleted. Let’s try this again. Here’s my take on all 12 months.

Jan- Paladins. We make oaths for ourselves that we (try to) live by much like the oaths a paladin makes.

Feb- Rogues. Dashing and romantic, February is the month of seduction and corporations stealing our money in the name of love. Total rogue stuff.

Mar- Sorcerers. St. Patrick’s day is the holiday of luck, revelry, and chaos and nothing screams that than a wild magic sorcerer.

April- Druids. Mid spring and earth day, April is made for druids.

May- Fighters. The strength we need to power through finals and the last throws of school can be found in a fighter.

June- Bards. It’s Pride month and no bards are straight. Nuf said.

July- Barbarians. The mid summer heat is raging just like a barbarian.

Aug- Wizards. Back to school, which is only exciting for nerds like Wizards.

Sep- Monks. The mental and physical fortitude and strength needed to get through the first full month of school is embodied in the patient monk.

Oct- Warlocks. No explanation needed.

Nov- Rangers. The harvest month is embodied by the best foraging and hunting class.

Dec- Clerics. Religious holidays and peaceful merriment. Midwinter is the cleric’s time.