I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.
This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.
OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING:
“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”
“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”
“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”
YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”
BRUHDY ONCE TOLD MEH THE WARLD IS GONNA BRUH ME I AIN’T THE SHARPEST BRUH IN THE BREHD SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF BRUH WITH HER FINGER AND HER BRUH THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF A “B” ON HER FOREHEAD
WELL, THE YEARS STAR BRUHING AND THEY DON’T STOP BRUHING FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE BRUH RUNNING DIDN’T MAKE SENS NOT TO LIVE FOR BRUH YOUR BRAHIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS BWOH SO MUCH TO BRUH, SO MUCH TO BREEH SO WHAT’S WRONG WITH TALKING IN THE BRUHSTREETS YOU’LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON’T BRUH YOU’LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON’T BROWH
HEY BRUH YOU’RE AN BRUH STAR GET YOUR NAME ON, BRUH PLAY HEY BRUH YOU’RE A BRUH STAR GET THE SHOW ON, GET BRUH AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS BRUH ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE BRUH
IT’S A COOL PLACE AND THEY SAY IT GET’S EPIC YOU’RE BRUHNDLED UP NOW BUT WAIT’ TIL YOU GET FRENETIC BUT THE METEOR MEN BREHG TO DIFFER JUDGING BY THE BRUH IN THE SATELLITE PICTURE THE ICE WE SKATE IS GETTING PRETTY BRUH THE WATER’S GETTING WARM SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL BRWIHNG MY WORLD’S ON FIRE, HOW ABOUT YOURS BRUHS? THAT’S THE WAY I LIKE IT AND I’LL NEVER GET BRUHRED
So this is actually going to be really short notice finish time so sorry for those that’ll miss out.
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BRUHDY ONCE TOLD MEH THE WARLD IS GONNA BRUH ME I AIN’T THE SHARPEST BRUH IN THE BREHD SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF BRUH WITH HER FINGER AND HER BRUH THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF A “B” ON HER FOREHEAD
WELL, THE YEARS STAR BRUHING AND THEY DON’T STOP BRUHING FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE BRUH RUNNING DIDN’T MAKE SENS NOT TO LIVE FOR BRUH YOUR BRAHIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS BWOH SO MUCH TO BRUH, SO MUCH TO BREEH SO WHAT’S WRONG WITH TALKING IN THE BRUHSTREETS YOU’LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON’T BRUH YOU’LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON’T BROWH
HEY BRUH YOU’RE AN BRUH STAR GET YOUR NAME ON, BRUH PLAY HEY BRUH YOU’RE A BRUH STAR GET THE SHOW ON, GET BRUH AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS BRUH ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE BRUH
IT’S A COOL PLACE AND THEY SAY IT GET’S EPIC YOU’RE BRUHNDLED UP NOW BUT WAIT’ TIL YOU GET FRENETIC BUT THE METEOR MEN BREHG TO DIFFER JUDGING BY THE BRUH IN THE SATELLITE PICTURE THE ICE WE SKATE IS GETTING PRETTY BRUH THE WATER’S GETTING WARM SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL BRWIHNG MY WORLD’S ON FIRE, HOW ABOUT YOURS BRUHS? THAT’S THE WAY I LIKE IT AND I’LL NEVER GET BRUHRED
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