k-epiphany:

me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy, an artist, an author, a poet, an honour student, working in a well-paying job, successful and happy

me: sits on my couch eating three(3) party-sized bags of salt and vinegar potato chips and watching thirty-one(31) episodes of my favourite tv show in one sitting

I once ate one that was sweaty socks or something.

multiple-tale:

pidgerinbalt:

Oh that one existed in this bag too. In fact? That ENTIRE bag of beans was all nasty ones. There wasn’t a single good one in there and tbh I feel so betrayed by it.

Did…

Did you eat the entire bag AFTER getting the spoiled milk jelly bean???

Ok I’m just gonna outline this real quick:

The ONLY bean in there that was genuinely nasty was the spoiled milk one. The rest were more of a “Well this definitely isn’t [[good flavour]] so it has to be the bad one??”

One of them was completely flavorless to me. So yea, instead of wasting all $2.50 i spent on them, I ate every bean in there except the white ones. 😛

pidgerinbalt:

pidgerinbalt:

pidgerinbalt:

The air I breathe, the fanta I drink, everything tastes like spoiled milk and I fucking hate this.

Thanks Bean-Boozled jelly beans. I hate you more than I hate that one person. You know the one.

Hi I’m back to update nobody in particular on the fact that I just ate an entire packet of saltines and now everything tastes like salted crackers and I can sleep in peace now.

I lied to ur faces everything still tastes like spoiled milk and I rly want to just spend tonight crying tbfh with u.

🎉 More useless updates! 🎉

I brushed my teeth for like 5 minutes and had to verbally remind myself that drinking mouthwash is actually REALLY bad for you.

And you know what?

My burps still taste like sour milk and I want to punch a hole in my fucking wall.

pidgerinbalt:

pidgerinbalt:

The air I breathe, the fanta I drink, everything tastes like spoiled milk and I fucking hate this.

Thanks Bean-Boozled jelly beans. I hate you more than I hate that one person. You know the one.

Hi I’m back to update nobody in particular on the fact that I just ate an entire packet of saltines and now everything tastes like salted crackers and I can sleep in peace now.

I lied to ur faces everything still tastes like spoiled milk and I rly want to just spend tonight crying tbfh with u.

pidgerinbalt:

The air I breathe, the fanta I drink, everything tastes like spoiled milk and I fucking hate this.

Thanks Bean-Boozled jelly beans. I hate you more than I hate that one person. You know the one.

Hi I’m back to update nobody in particular on the fact that I just ate an entire packet of saltines and now everything tastes like salted crackers and I can sleep in peace now.